so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
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