did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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