it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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