I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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