Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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