Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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