whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
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and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
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I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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