Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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