Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
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