why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
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I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
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Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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