If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Church boner. Awkwardddd
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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