god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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