but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
