Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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