new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
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Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
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He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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