I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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