i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
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