i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
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it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
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It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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