these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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