Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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