Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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