So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
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Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
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while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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