Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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