it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
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There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
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I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
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