Its about making memories worth repressing
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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