They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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