Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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