do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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