She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
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Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
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My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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