Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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