even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
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it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
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Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
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