I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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