This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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