If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
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just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
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I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
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