In the future we'll all be gay
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
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While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
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yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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