i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize