Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
