You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
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I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
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We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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