she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
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Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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