pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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