One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
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guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
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He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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