im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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