i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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