he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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