I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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