JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
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I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
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Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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