barbara walters just said penis...
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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