I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
we're making bets on your personal life
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
How naked do you want me to be?
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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