i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
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Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
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I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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