ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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