I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
