I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
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chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
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I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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