WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Fuck appropriateness.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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