So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
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He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
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He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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