4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
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