if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
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I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
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i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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