dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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