Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
My pussy is not your playground.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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