Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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